I have a way of bringing some nice things to your mind, some good, some bad, some just ok, or maybe fine. Remember when your loved one needed her dress zipped up, and I suggested that you zip it down? I love hanging around.
Yes, I know how much I can cause you much woe, I suggested that you tell him where he could go, but you said; leave me alone and go, I just want to listen to my favorite music and sew! There you go again Lady, thinking that I only haunt women with my sly ways, but also in men’s minds I also do stay. When you first met, before any vows were made, who do you think told him that you would be a date that he could advantage of you take?
It was easy for me to get you to give him a big slap on his face. I told him that, I guess I made a mistake and why don’t you apologize and take her for coffee and cake. I then told him to try to look sad and blue so she will become more attentive to you, and stop staring at that busty tall red headed waitress or I will tell her you are like that monkey she saw at the Zoo.
Now that things are looking very bright, whip out that big diamond engagement ring, ask her to say, “I do”, I then told him; now you really can have that big fling.
Now that you are wed, when the alarm clock screams; get up or you’ll be late for work. This is when I suggest to him to call work and say you can’t make it in because you’re dead, no you say, I love to stay for another roll in the hay but we have tons of bills to pay!