The Cold

by Kitty Cat Lady   Dec 11, 2017

Oh my word I'm snotty
It feels like winter now
I've used up all the tissues
Moved on to paper towels

My nose is constantly streaming
And my eyes have joined in too
The Christmas tree looks like
Just one pretty blurry hue

My bones are one big giant ache
And my head begs to explode
I'm sneezing and I'm coughing
And I've maxed out the full dose

My nose is red like a tomato
My best look this is not
I've spent all day in pj's
And I really don't care a jot

If I were a man I'd be dying
Of man-flu you could be sure
But as I'm not we'll call it a cold
I'll just suck it up and endure

There's no rest for the wicked though
And work it must go on
I'll put one foot in front of the next
And sing this woeful cold song.


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  • 1 month ago

    by Michael

    AHHH Choo!! :)

    Miss Kitty, when a lady has a cold - man flu out of the room haha!
    Lovely little piece about a rotten cold
    Much love (and Lemsips)
    Michael :)x

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Lol, lots amd lots of Lemsips Michael! Thanks :-) x

  • 1 month ago

    by Em

    Feeling this one at the moment lol

    Take care
    Em x

  • 1 month ago

    by CJ Maleney

    Loving your work here snot monster.

    This is a very well rhymed piece, and trust me you couldn't handle man flu lol

    Get well soon


    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Oh hahaha randomCraig! No I couldn't handle it because I wouldn't have the time. It takes dedication to have man-flu, you gotta give it your all ;-) x

  • 1 month ago

    by Walter

    Ahh Kitty, this is fantastically flowing and put a smile on my face, (even though I am just a mere male!) I wish you a full quick recovery in time for Xmas x

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      haha ... thanks so much Walter, glad to have raised a smile :-) x

  • 1 month ago

    by Milly Hayward

    Loved this piece light hearted and visual Milly x

    • 1 month ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      lol ... not the best visuals I'm sure ;-) thanks so much Milly :-) x

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