Like i need your approval.

Fruit loops are just gay cherios

Are you making your bed?
Checking it twice?
Making sure there are no fleas or lice?

Birdie Birdie in the sky. whyd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar tastes like sap. OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP!

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Darn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this; but not my charizard.

I have a sexy, hot neighbour sleeping whos room can be seen from mine,
Only i should warn you, its a guy and change the sexy to fatty and hot to snoring

+ Never knock on heavens door, instead ring the bell and run. (he hates that)

TEACHER: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words.
CALVIN: Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
-Bill Watterson

Black was the new Pink

Now Brown and Green are the new Black!

My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

guy-shabalaba ding dong

hayden- sucka on my wing wong

LOL