Father:
Who was that on the phone?
Mother:
Some F**kin idiot
Kid:
Mommy, that doesnt narrow it down

RoLl YoUr EyEs

I'Ll Be HeRe

WhEn ThEy GeT BaCk

A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

Im not mean ur just a sissy

Of course I'm talking to myself,
Who else can I trust?

If t.v is bad for you, then why does every hospital room have one?

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

*Michelle*

How Many Seconds Are There In A Year
(12 ) Jan 2nd , Feb 2nd, March 2nd Ect.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon,

*Michelle*