They say a dream is a wish your heart makes right? Well wow my heart wishes for some insane things...

*Once I had a dream that Barney was chasing me... He wanted a hug. I woke up terrified!! :)

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

Trust me, high school ends, you graduate, and get away from all the you NEVEr want to see again, so its all good

If you kill all the wolves,
Then you'll have a crap load of bunnies.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What the hell happened to you.

You said my room needed to be cleaned. You never said I had to clean it.

Ms Muffet Who Sat On A Tuffet Eating Her Curds And Whey, There Was Spider That Sat Down Beside Her And He Said..."What's In the Bowl B*itch?"

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!