Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

Your momma so fat Jesus cant even lift her soul

MILK MILK IS A MAGICAL DRINK, THE MORE YOU CHUG THE LESS YOU THINK!

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Made by Lauren! I was over at her house and she wrote it!! hehe. Shes on this site too. ^_^

SciFi Channel: Television for nerds.

Im so post modern i wrote a letter to the council......i think it was 'M'

haha yeh dnt ask.....random.....meh

Me and my girlz where sent from heaven we back them up 24/7 you mess with me you mess with my crew, damn b***h i'd hate to be you!

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE BOTH SCREAM, ICE CREAM

Will Turner, "Wait what about Jack," Jack Sparrow, "Ahhhhhhhh," Will Turner, "Never mind lets go!"

It's a scene from the movie Pirates of the Carribean 2.

"Mrhhhhh don't eat me, Mrhhhhh don't eat me!"

It's the guy with no tounges parrot who said that.

"I've got a jar of dirt!"

Thats the qote that Jack Sparrow says and its the quote that drives my parents insane.