If ur cute then ur hot
if ur hot then ur sexi
if ur sexi i am single

* i really dident make this up my best friend sammy did buit its still really cute witch maks it hot witch makes it sexi and she is single*

Ok..Easter..Jesus was nailed to a cross..and died..and then came back to life..so now we eat chocolate bunnies?I mean..HELLLLOOOOO!!! What is the point of this??

***I like you***When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless***

*Borrowed this from Family Guy*

Po is red
tinky is blue
lala is yellow
and dipsy just sucks poo

"When you are a kid act like a kid, and when you're a teen act like a teen, when you're an adult act like an adult, and when your dead, well act dead, this keeps the circle of life balanced."

I do believe in Fairys I do I do

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

.........I don't get it.

Ms Muffet Who Sat On A Tuffet Eating Her Curds And Whey, There Was Spider That Sat Down Beside Her And He Said..."What's In the Bowl B*itch?"

I had a joke, but i forgot it

I like pie