Oh! santa i have been good all thruogh year
now its your turn to make me cheer.

The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

You see children, every thing in this room is edable, even im edable but that my dear children is called cannablism.

Every sponge need a snail

(Spongebob Square pants and Gary)

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Me:Mom! I got 100 for test!
Mom:Wow! That great! In what subject?
Me:I got 40 for math and 60 for english

If ur cute then ur hot
if ur hot then ur sexi
if ur sexi i am single

* i really dident make this up my best friend sammy did buit its still really cute witch maks it hot witch makes it sexi and she is single*

If ur little brother wont shut up for gum smack it in his mouth and throw him out of the room

I like choclate milk and cereal.

Money= hard to make, easy to spend