Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Hands on duty talk to the booty

    by MINNIE
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  • Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my soul to keep
    If I should die before I wake
    I pray the Lord my toys to break
    (so the other kids can't play with 'em)

    by nikki
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  • Every sponge need a snail

    (Spongebob Square pants and Gary)

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  • Money= hard to make, easy to spend

    by Ashley
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  • You see children, every thing in this room is edable, even im edable but that my dear children is called cannablism.

    by Ruth
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  • Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

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  • Haha, im running with scissors! ow, my eye!

    by Shauna
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  • Me:Mom! I got 100 for test!
    Mom:Wow! That great! In what subject?
    Me:I got 40 for math and 60 for english

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  • If ur little brother wont shut up for gum smack it in his mouth and throw him out of the room

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  • I like choclate milk and cereal.

    by Julia
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