Life would suck as a toilet!

So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..

MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

Im cuter than you and this bunny too!!!

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Your face

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.

You know, if you sit in the street, you're gonna get run over...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

Dont set yourself on fire it kinda hurts

There was a lion and a giraffe in the jungle to come have tea but there was one animal missing! Come to find out it is the monkey who is reading this!