MILK MILK IS A MAGICAL DRINK, THE MORE YOU CHUG THE LESS YOU THINK!

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Made by Lauren! I was over at her house and she wrote it!! hehe. Shes on this site too. ^_^

Your face

MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

Im cuter than you and this bunny too!!!

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So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

You know, if you sit in the street, you're gonna get run over...

Dont set yourself on fire it kinda hurts

Sticks n stones may break my bones
but wipes n chains are kinky