Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • SciFi Channel: Television for nerds.

  • ~I do it cuz i can, I can cuz i wan2, i wan2 cuz u told me not 2~

    by Ashley
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  • Sticks n stones may break my bones
    but wipes n chains are kinky

    by cassi
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  • Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

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  • Dont do shit i did...do ya own shit...

    by gabriel
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  • Boogers are red,boogers are green,if ull look in da mirror,u'll know wat i mean!
    Me and my friend Maya made dis up!=D

    by Antuane
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  • Rose are blue,
    Violets are purple,
    This thing doesn't rhyme,
    So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

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  • SMD spell IPOD And IHOP and add enius at tha end of ihop

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  • If I Had A Dollar For Everytime Someone Said They Loved Me

    I would Be Rich

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  • I broke the weight scale....guess why

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