Sticks n stones may break my bones
but wipes n chains are kinky

SciFi Channel: Television for nerds.

Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

There was a lion and a giraffe in the jungle to come have tea but there was one animal missing! Come to find out it is the monkey who is reading this!

The cat sat on the mat

Rose are blue,
Violets are purple,
This thing doesn't rhyme,
So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

SMD spell IPOD And IHOP and add enius at tha end of ihop

*conversation over msn*

m8- is zodiac a fruit
me- NO
m8- omg is a zodiac the fing u eat wen u wanna hav babies?
me- erm no
m8 - Oh i fort it was sumfin u ate 2 hav babies

*LMAO blonde m8*

Dont do shit i did...do ya own shit...

If I Had A Dollar For Everytime Someone Said They Loved Me

I would Be Rich