It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

The cat sat on the mat

*conversation over msn*

m8- is zodiac a fruit
me- NO
m8- omg is a zodiac the fing u eat wen u wanna hav babies?
me- erm no
m8 - Oh i fort it was sumfin u ate 2 hav babies

*LMAO blonde m8*

When you cry and look your self in a mirror you will see the baboon

Anime is aweosme!!

Piss ur sen in pe!

Hi.

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE BOTH SCREAM, ICE CREAM

Suzie socket slipped on a locket
kitty kitchel killed the dog,
mitchie mitchel might have done it,
but brandon doesnt think so.

is funny and i made it up!

What happens when a nail is in a bar??

he gets "hammered" bahahaha.