He he ha ha he ha

Roll over and play dead...
Nope..I don't wanna go to school tomorrow...

Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

A: A really stupid dolphin!

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

(me & my friend talking about my brother chipping a tooth after falling off a bike)
"he literally bit the curb..didnt anyone ever teach him to put his hands down first. i mean damn" :)

1: dude! I had the best idea! quick what's 10+10?
2: 20?
1:close! 11.what I'm trying to say is...if you want to make 20 bucks cut the 10 dolla bill in half. cha ching! I've paid my debt.

Y0UR FACE iS S0 UGLY;
(Y0 MAMA S0 UGLY)
SHE D0NT NEED A C0STUME F0E H0LL0WEEN

god made coke
god made wine
god made michael so fine

Do you think i am wierd

god made coke
god made wine
god made michael so fine