Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?

no?
seems he's hiding well

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took my powers away.

I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

(if you get it comment)

Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

Youre parents telling you lieing is bad until you know the truth about santa!

God made men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the the masterpiece

The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...

*•.•»¦«´¨`PeOpLe wHo DoNt KnOw mE tHiNk I'm QuIeT...pEoPlE WhO dO kNoW Me WiSh I wAs´¨`»¦«•.• *

If I throw a stick, Will you leave??