Oh I wish I were a three legged puppy... That is what i'd truely like to be, cuz if i were a three legged puppy... I wouldnt have to lift my leg to pee!

(Sing to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song)

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took my powers away.

I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise

*•.•»¦«´¨`PeOpLe wHo DoNt KnOw mE tHiNk I'm QuIeT...pEoPlE WhO dO kNoW Me WiSh I wAs´¨`»¦«•.• *

Hard work never killed anybody....but why take the chance?

Dont make me snap my fingers in a ''Z'' formation
Ex-cla-mation!
Head Rotation
Show the Hand
Pop the Wrist
OMG U JUST GOT DISSED!!!
(cute lil kid cheer!)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...!

Youre parents telling you lieing is bad until you know the truth about santa!

Anyone can walk on water...
Just wait until it ices over

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?

no?
seems he's hiding well