I'm a tough girl, I can tie my own shoes and everything.

.the voice told me.
.'smile and be happy for it might get worse'.
.and i smiled.
.and i was happy.
.and it did get worse.

"you might think I'm crazy keeping my head in the clouds but how would you know what's real and what's not if you keep your feet on the ground?"©Nouna(i did not write)

I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise

Dont make me snap my fingers in a ''Z'' formation
Ex-cla-mation!
Head Rotation
Show the Hand
Pop the Wrist
OMG U JUST GOT DISSED!!!
(cute lil kid cheer!)

Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

(if you get it comment)

I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...