Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

hehe i liked this one ~*~Amber~*~

I'm 98% beautiful and 2% crazy, or is it the other way around

Save the earth (Its the only planet with chocolate)

Genocide is one of the most challenging physical activities one can engage in.....besides soccer.

You know, I always think I've hit the bottom, only to realize that when I look back a few monthes from now, they are fond memories compared to how low things have become.

Its ok to cry,
you'll pee less...

Blood is thicker than water, but water taste better and doesnt carry aids...

I'm not driving around...I'm just breaking in the gas.

Whoever said people are dumb
you are dumb for listening to them

They say that the fastest way to a mans hears is through is stomach, but iv found a faster way is hacking your way strait through the ribcage!