If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

-You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking

"If you are ever sad about how crappy work is, imagine how the crap must feel."

If your the dullest tool in the toolbox
THEN get someone to buff you out (if you know what i mean *wink,wink*)

If your a sandwich short of a picnic
BRING POTATO SALAD!!!!!

2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown MENstrul cramps, MENopause did u eva notice how all our problems start wid MEN???

Women could run the world if they didnt hate each other

Your'e so sxxy, Your'e so fly, When i'm with you i touch the sky!

*~* I wasn't kissing him again...I just was gettin my gum back *~*.