Thank you God for Tampons.

Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts.

Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."

If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read.

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone

Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I'm him from the future.

Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.

The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.

Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping?...Ha, try online dating.

Warning: I just get weirder.