God made ME sexy, so what the HELL happend to U??

They say nobody is perfect...I'm a nobody. Does that make me perfect?

If somobdy tries somethign on and asks you if they look fat just say..
"no it just makes me look reallly skinny"

PLEASE COMMENT ON MY POEMS... IVE ADDED ALOT AND ID REALLY LIKE SOMEONES AND EVEN EVERYONES OPION ON THEM.... PLEASE COMMENT!
~*~Ashley

Guns dont kill people, I kill people

Floating in a sea of nonesense. Can you swim?

You can't have your cake and eat it too...Or else we'd all be fat!
Haha

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Okay they have pork chops, and they have lamb chops. What about goat chops??

(Tiffany Voce and Ariel)

"im not a super genius... or are i ?"

- homer (the simpsons)

lol