"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

I'll be here every day for life, plus 30 years, if I live that long.
-Joaquin Phoenix in To Die For

LiFeS a B!t(H wE'Re AlL gOnNa DiE sO f*(K tHe WoRlD aNd LeTs GeT hIgH!

Guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks

It doesnt just rain in life.. it pours!

~* I aM hOo I aM, uR oPiNiOn Is NiEtHeR dEsIrEd...NoR...rEqUiReD!!*~

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

Time will come...your not welcome

Don't hate me..........love me.

Times speeding
It's day, it's night, it's night, it's day
And it's time
I went to sleep.

lol me and my friend greg made this up