TO THE GUYS

Always carry around a tampon, JUST incase a girl asks for one.

"i like your sleeves"-napoleon dynamite

"would u ever take a bullet 4 me?"
"YEA I WOULD...in the arm.."

When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where the madness lies, too much sanity may be madness
- Don Quixote

Im not as think as you drunk i am

Star light
Star bright
where the hell is Mr. Right

Violence IS the key to all your problems!!!

Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Few women admit there age, few men act theres

I'd be a prep but I cant get my head that far up my A-sS