I know that one man's trash is another man's treasure because all four of my X - wives got remarried

Yes It is true you are only as old as you feel and I look very good for 189

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
-Ellen Degeneress

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Uhh...ok...now something that life should've taught you is that you can't always get what you want......................umm well of course unless you're me!!!

Insanity takes a toll, please have exact change.

Why do we say that only smart people use condoms and not dumb people? Do we really want dumb people to reproduce

In a game show

Host) Whats your name
1st) My name is Annita
Host) And yours
2nd) Long
Host) And yours
3rd) My name is Harrie
Host) Last but not least
4th) My name is Dik
Host) So are contestents are Annita, Long, Harrie, Dik

Laugh and the world will laugh with you, cry and you will ruin your mascara

I think that God created women as punishment becuz of some horrible act us men created before the world came to be....