Your a relation to frankinstanes creations(lol)

A friend started real low in life, But he worked very hard for years putting out a lot of effort, Being diligent, Applying himself, Did all he could and yesterday he called to tell me that he finally made it - To the bottom of the barrel

Life can be more fun than a double jointed prostitute, if you let it.

guys are like a box of chocolates you never know what kind you get!!

Love tamra

for all those gurlz that feel the same way

LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!!

I wish that I could bake a cake. Made out of rainbows and smiles, and we could all eat it and be happy!

Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .

When life hangs you lemons.....

Pass the Tequila Baby!!!

Im sitting in the livingroom listening to my sister drop bombs in the ocean!

Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you?
Yeah, that was a good one, God.
Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
-Cartman