Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, then why bother practicing?

    by Katie
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  • There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead...

    by *tanya*
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  • Do you want paper or plastic!

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  • I love money, but money don't love me.

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  • I'm not the leader.....I'm just in the front!!!!

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  • Procrastinate now DON'T put it OFF!!

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  • Look up for inspiration,
    down for concentration
    but don’t look side to side for information

    by Flame
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  • Today I was gonna kill the most sexiest person in the world, then I learnt there were laws against Suicide

    by Michel
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  • Watch and see, and you might become me!

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  • Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.

    by Amy
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