If you're good, you're good....but if you are better, then you're me!

Girls lie too. So guys, get over it.

Each tear is a word that how he talks.
-corey said that about donnie who crys to much.

"WHAT DO YOU DO TO LOOK GOOD NAKED?"................

"turn off the lights"
lol, i was watching tv with my friend and someone asked that on tv and we both looked at eachother and said that at the exact same time!!!!

As I lay in my bed and look up at the stars, I think to myself, Where the hell is my ceiling?

This is just one that i heard that i really liked.........

"SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY"

When life gives you lemons, tuck them inside your bra. Couldn't hurt. Might even help.

Is a pity that pity died in the hand of pity on a pity day when there was no one to pity pity

When comes come to become the become become becomes.

My alltime favorite Quote:

Life is like a Video Game.... No matter how good you get, you always get zapped in the end.