Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "WHAT DO YOU DO TO LOOK GOOD NAKED?"................

    "turn off the lights"
    lol, i was watching tv with my friend and someone asked that on tv and we both looked at eachother and said that at the exact same time!!!!

    by Ashlie
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  • When life gives you lemons, cut it in half and squirt the juice in someones eye. Then scream "How do you like it you bastard!!!!"

    by Fireflower
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  • "Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

    by [[●DareYouToMove●]]
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  • "When Life Hands you lemons ask yourseld 'Should I make lemonade or lemon squares?''

    by Amy
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  • Life is a bowl of cherries

    by Skinny12004
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  • It's hard 2 face a problem
    when your problem is your face...

    by Anke
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  • LIFE IS A B**** THEN YOU DIE SO WHATS THE POINT OF LIVIN ANYWAYS IF YOUR LIFE SUCKS THEN GET A NEW ONE AND STOP B****IN TO ME ABOUT YOURS.

    by Hopeless Romantic
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  • Dont get scuk regretting every thing you never did do it then leter regret the trubble you got in for doing it.

    by {Ms. Felicia}
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  • Life is too short for discrimation..hate every M*ther F*cker in your way

    by Apple
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  • If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant suprise!

    by Amanda Holloway
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