"Saint Apathy, protect me from caring."

Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. (Robert A. Heinlein)

Clothes are what make the person; therefore, naked people have no influence on society.

I am the person my parents warned me about.

Life sucks...GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

Girls arent complicated and fridgit...Guys are just stupid and horny.

Hey A--hole! You\'re not alone! I\'ve got one too!

I'm really a nice person...Come closer.

Dogs are kind, loyal, obidient, brave, and nice to be around...hey, why are we running the world?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!