If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.

~My friend Nick told me that so the credit goes to him~

Two wrong doesn't make it right, it makes it even

When your feeling down ... try looking up

I understand that life isn't fair...but why can it never be unfair in my favor?

Good girls go to heaven,
Bad girls go everywhere!

Hueva said money cant buy happiness didnt know where to shop!

Whatever floats your boat finds your remote and tickles your pickle

I talk to myself cause I'm the only one who really listens and agrees.

Has anyone seen my mind? i lost it a while back

Id like to see things from your point of view but i cant shove my head that far up my @$$!!!