If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant suprise!

Life is too short for discrimation..hate every M*ther F*cker in your way

Dont get scuk regretting every thing you never did do it then leter regret the trubble you got in for doing it.

LIFE IS A B**** THEN YOU DIE SO WHATS THE POINT OF LIVIN ANYWAYS IF YOUR LIFE SUCKS THEN GET A NEW ONE AND STOP B****IN TO ME ABOUT YOURS.

It's hard 2 face a problem
when your problem is your face...

"We're all insane..... on the inside..."

Life is a bowl of cherries

"When Life Hands you lemons ask yourseld 'Should I make lemonade or lemon squares?''

~*once when we were drunk my friend prank called someone...he said

"Hi, Yes, I weuld like your catfish dinner and finest whine"

I almost pissed myself I was laughins so hard!

You say the glass is half empty, and I say "are you gonna finish that"