You just have to face it,
Some people in life have got more front then a battle ship!!!

Life shouldn't be about winding up at the grave in a well perserved body, it should really about skiding in sideways totally worn out shouting "holy shit what a ride"

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-D. Cavett

In life if you cant win, then beat the crap out of those who can...

People say- Why are you so dumb if you're a brunette?
I say- I'm just a blonde at heart.

Be yourself, if people tell you different punch them in the eye!

my heart got lost, and doesnt wanna ask for directions

Make Like A Boot And Get Laced!

MEN.....Can't Live With 'Em...

Can't Leave Them By The Curb When Your Done!!

Life doesn't suck, your life sucks (not to be offensive or anything.)