Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
-robin williams

Live life like you never were going to die....

Sometimes It's Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut, And To Seem Stupid... Then To Open It And Remove All Doubt!

Kids in the backseat cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat cause kids.

"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance...Baffle them with bullshit"

When you die you lose the most important part of your life!

A good friend will bail u out of jail,
but uR best friend will be seating right next to u in the cell saying,
"dang, we sure screwed up this time!"

**not mine but i lOve It.

All the good things in life are either
ILLEGAL. IMMORAL. or FATTENING.

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were too busy getting stoned...he'll understand

Don't tell me the sky is the limit...
when there are footprints on the moon ♥