"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
~The Simpsons~

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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"If your parents never had kids...chances are you wont either..."

-unknown

I'm in shape.....round is a shape

“Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?” -- Reverend William Spooner.

Well, they say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Life isn't a garden so don't be a ho

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If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

Mom always says if they jumped off the bridge would you do it to? and i always reply psh no i'd be the one who came up with the idea!

Kids in the backseat cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat cause kids.