Some men are wise
and some are otherwise

I'm so cool...i shit ice cubes....

saw it on an icon...i thought was really funny...

Emma

Life's like a woman; you don't have to do anything to get it upset.

How do you get anyone to read your poems on this bloody site?

Kids when life throws a lemon at you don't make lemonade, you don't know where the hell that lemon's been.

What in the world is a SPROCKET?
Im talking to a guy and he keeps talking about a SPROCKET.! whats a sprocket! tell me plz

Jesus walk into a hotel
And hand the inkeeper
3 nails and askes can you
put me up for the nite.

"What's God?"
"Well... you know when you sit down, close your eyes and wish for something really hard? God's the guy who ignores you"

- Steve Buscemi from The Island

Sex,
Drugs,
Rock and Roll

Speed,
Weed,
And birth control

Eat something different tonight, roast your cat!