When life gives you lemons what do you make, Lemonde.

U no how ppl say "if u smile the world smile wif u"
thats not true most ppl look at u and say "whats wrong wif him/her"

.:*I'm a CUTIE, so don't try to tell me anything different, or I'll make you an UGLY, so don't try anything ugly*:.

I don't kiss azz, I kick azz.

Did u know that pepsi and chocolate is awesome??? well it is! and if u don't like pepsi or chocolate u suck!!!!!!!

FUKERTARD PPL U KNO WHO U ARE.............+.+

If your got brown hands, Your out of toilet paper!

We were so poor when I was young my Dad unplugged the clocks

Yo momma is so gassed up she blows up a hole in the wall.
she says, "bombs awayyyyy"

"This is a real conversation I just had with my sister about poems
Sister: are you writing a poem?
Me: *nods head*
Sister: *looks at me with a fake expression* no
Me: *clicks submit quote and wrote this*"