Yeah men were created 1st.
But don't you always make a rough copy before you make the master piece?

When you don't know what else to do, smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

"You are a unique individual--just like everybody else."

Im really good in bed...
i can sleep all day!

Hawkeye writing home: Korea's pretty much the same story: the fighting goes on, the hatred, the violence, the senseless brutality, men behaving like animals - and then there's the war.

When life gives you lemons stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger!

Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"
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Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

I thought these qoutes were meant to be funny? I haven't laughed once. Meh maybe it's just my sense of humour.

Apparently eating chocolate produces chemicals that are very similar to the kind that your body produces when your in love, in that case love makes me puke.

I SMILE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON