Two muffins are inside an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its hot in here" the other muffin says"WOW a talkin muffin!"

I don't even have to try to be a smart ass any more; it just comes natural.

You Can Kiss A Fool
A Fool Can Kiss You
Just Make Sure The Kiss Dont Fool You

I hope there are playing cards in limbo, otherwise i'm screwed...

I AM NOT LAZY.................................
im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

Catch your breath,
pinch your wirst,
yeah it's true,
i do exist

Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over.

- Eva Catherine

Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
-robin williams

Class is dead, darling;
it died with the dinosaurs.
it traded it's pearls & white wine
for a myspace & corona.
welcome to the 21st century;
would you like fries with that?

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."