Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!

    by ItGirl
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  • If u think that no one cares that u are alive try missing few car payments

    by jaimie
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  • Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

    by lauren
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  • LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!!

    by Jo
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  • A heart is not a thing. a heart is not a toy. but if you want it broken, give it to a boy.

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  • When you start to feel like you arn't good at anything....remember: YOU WERE ONCE THE FASTEST SPERM IN THE BUNCH (lolz)

    by Jessica
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  • When death knocks at the door greet him, then kick his ass all the way back to hell.

    by Marie
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  • You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

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  • Lifes is a big party.
    & IM THE GIRL DANCING ON THE TABLE

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  • *You talk mad crap but say it without a trace, come on hunnie be a big girl and say it to my face, cause if u cant walk da walk then dont talk da talk, cause fake lil biitches like u get outlined in chalk*

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