Mom always says if they jumped off the bridge would you do it to? and i always reply psh no i'd be the one who came up with the idea!

Whos all sittin in class boaed outta your mind listen to the teacher talk about somethin you've been doin your whole life!!!!!!

If you run from your problems, you'll trip and fall on your ass.

You Can Kiss A Fool
A Fool Can Kiss You
Just Make Sure The Kiss Dont Fool You

If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect. Why practice?

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!!

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks your dead!

Sex Is Like McDonalds, I'm Lovin It!
D**k Is Like Burger King, Have It Your Way!
N Pu**y Is Like Pringles, Once You Pop You Cant Stop

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!