Funny Quotes About Life

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  • .:behind every [b][i][t][c][h]:.
    .:there is a guy:.
    .:who made her that way:.

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  • Kids in the backseat cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat cause kids.

    by nikki
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  • Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow

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  • I had a friend once, but the leash broke n it ran away.

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  • I'd be a prep but I cant get my head that far up my A-sS

    by Hayley
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  • Trick me once
    Shame on you!
    Trick me twice
    Shame on you again!
    Trick me three times...
    Well, Hell! CONGRATULATIONS!

    by ;Samm;
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  • I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

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  • Wê cøuld lêårn Ã¥ løt frøm crÃ¥yøns: Sum r shÃ¥rp,
    sum r prêtty,
    sum r dull,
    sum håvê wêird nåmês,
    & åll r diffêrênt cølørs...
    but thêy åll lêårn
    2 livê in thê såmê bøx

    by nicola
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  • Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly!

    by xCezx
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  • People like you are the reason that people like me need medication.