U say im a b~itch like its a bad thing

Poor rudolph. The one day he has a pimple, everyone has t go and write a song about it!

If loks could kill
you would be a weapon of
mass destruction

He said.......
why do you wear a bra, it's not like you have anything to put in it

She said......
you wear pants don't you?

If I was a Satanist I would be self-centered, now wouldn't I?

They say that when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you its called schizophernia.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back???

A Stick.. duh.

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

Happy Hostage Week everybody! kidnap your friends, your teacher, or even your boss and make them pay ransom!!! {hostage Week: 18 - 12 }

Do we have time for a toaster?