Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.

If you're in the mood for a beating, don't try so hard. Just ask nicely and you'll be served.

Me: I don't like her
Friend: You don't even know her.
Me: That doesn't matter. I still don't like her.

I hate her, she's my enemy, you're my friend. Spread the hate b_tch!

Never miss a good chance to shut-up.

"i don't fall, i attack the floor"

one of my friends said this today lol ^_^

I just thought about how much it would suck if the "enter" key didn't work on facebook

Friend: Have you had your first kiss?
Me: Yes I have.
Friend: Your mom doesn't count.
Me: But yours does.

Your sarcasm is like a verbal orgasm in that it is uncontrollable and explosive in nature... lol!!

Dont be mean share your green!