Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.

I love you has letters...
Funny!
so does BULLSHIT!!

Its a girls world a bunch of guys just live in it

I love your teacup
You love my biscuit
you should dip your biscut in my teacup

The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addicitve drug out there...the high is unlike anything else!

Of course God made guys first but you gotta make a rough draft before the final masterpeice is presented!!! gIrLs RaWk!!!!

I always smile when i see his screen name come up

Ur so hot when i look at u i get a tan!!

~! i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then i realized suicide's a crime!~

*~*If u luv him, leave him. If he doesnt come back, he's with me! ;)*~*