Boyfriends come n go friends stay forever. -lisa r

If u gotta head, u wear a helmet. if u got feet, u wear cleats. but... why r u wearin a cup?

Men have no idea what were dealing with down there. Teeth placement jaw stress suction gag reflex while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.Easy? Honey they dont call it a job for nothin -samantha from sex in the city.

Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.

I love you has letters...
Funny!
so does BULLSHIT!!

Its a girls world a bunch of guys just live in it

I love your teacup
You love my biscuit
you should dip your biscut in my teacup

The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addicitve drug out there...the high is unlike anything else!

Of course God made guys first but you gotta make a rough draft before the final masterpeice is presented!!! gIrLs RaWk!!!!

I always smile when i see his screen name come up