Why were men created before women? (Because you always need to do a rough draft before you get it right.)

The differences between boys and girls

If a cat is on the road...
and a girl is driving, she will wreck the car while trying to save it

If a guy is driving, he will wreck the car while trying to run over that sucker

Men are like couch cushions
you sit on them

Did you know that even though corn dogs don't have legs, it can still chase its own tail? You just put it in the microwave and watch it go around, and around...

Hi this is Brianna...And I am God...

one who scratches butt
Do Not Bite finger nails..........

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me

I traveled the road less traveled........now where the F**k am I?

Have you seen my stapler?

YOU STOLE MY STAPLER !!!