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  • If the ocean wuz vodka and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and drink it all up.but the oceans not vodka and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and lets get F-ed up

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  • Im a princess in my on little world but on the ther side im effin CRAZY

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  • Cinderella isnt lucky, any Btch could lose her shoe

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  • I'm not short! Just vertically challenged.

    by Holli
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  • It goes from a hugg to a kiss a kiss to a lick a lick to a suck a suck to a **** so can i have a HUGG??????????

    by Aron C
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  • Rectangles taste like cheese becaues
    purple circled fit inside your head.

    by Aron C
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue when guys piss me off i send them to you!

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  • When it hurts to look back and your scared 2 look ahead look beside you and i'll be there to help you threw!!

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  • You don't have to tell me I'm dumb...I figured that one out all on my own.

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  • Trees are sexy like me in a tree when i jump off the balcony heehee

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