Got a problem with me? Solve it! Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes! Can't stand me? Sit down! Can't face me? Turn around!

People ask me if im insane...I tell them to ask Bob and Susan..the people that live in my head.

You can dress me up, you can put me down,you can walk all over me, and make me frown...but you can never destroye me!

Did u know that most car accidents are caused cus some 1 is pickin their nose
lol i donno if thats true but my mom told me that

~I only care about the future... thats where the hot guys are!~

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

*snaps for whoever wrote it*

Get buzzed. get drunk. get crunk. get f. u. c. k. e. d. u.p.

'shake that' -eminem
*best song everr lol

Humor is a funny thing.

Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs need to sit back and get used to the idea!

Why go to high skool wen u can go to skool high

..hahaha i didnt write this one but i like it.,..goodjob for who ever wrote it