"Internet? You should be on the InterNOT! Haha!"

- Dane Cook

Bigger butt,
Better boyfriend! (joking)

I'm not perfect, but I'm workin' on it.
-McDonald's Bag

WWJB
"Who would Jesus Bomb?"

So then I was diagnosed with AD- hey! is that a cow?

"DON'T drink water, fish have sex in it!!!"

~i read it somewhere i don't remember, but i like it~

Lifes not all flowers and sausages

Haha I heard that on the radio

Your ma best friend.....
when ur sad im sad
when ur mad im mad
when u cry i cry
when u jump off a bridge and die
DAMN im gonna miss u!!!!

"I'm a growing girl, I have needs!"

~ttyl (it's a book ppl and it's really good)

My computer turns me on
-liz aka the poet