Mirror, mirror on the wall
im f**king awesome... thats right im telling the mirror, im not asking it anything

-said by my best guy friend: lunch president sethcat.

"Im the extra caramel and you the chocolate"

Teacher: Did you dye your hair?

Me: No, it's naturally blue.

Haha, true convo.

You wouldn't be hot if you stood in the pits of hell.

HELP, my baby is misisng it's kneecaps!!

Will you be my hoochie momma?

Yeah..I dont like stopsigns either.

Happiness is getting drunk after having a glass of water..
x

Did you know Rudolph is a Girl?...
That isnt his nose.....
They found him in the kotex isle....

If u put a compas into space, which way will it point?