You know you're stupid when someone dumber than you somehow outsmarts you.

-Me

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

I saw this on an advertisement

~and our vaccums really suck!~

.:.momentum.:.momentum.:.momentum.:.

~slippery noodles fall from chopsticks~

this was in one of my friends' frotune cookies

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

Cherries are red
And so is your face
Your gonna get beat
If you don't pick up the pace

Please leave a message at the beep , if you don't hear the beep please leave.

A day without sunshine
Is like a girl with out a man

An ice cream with out a cherry
is like a Wife with out her husband