**if life gives you lemons...squeeze the juice into a water pistol and sqquirt it in someones eyes. **

Pimptasktic!

Sex condoms birth control
party up Rock and roll
beer whisky vodka too
c'mon u knjow it's true
we weren't sent from heaven
cuz we da class 2011

Next time wave all your fingers at me! That would be great!!

I never apoligize! Im sorry, thats just not the way I am!

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast bout whos got the smallest!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!

I dont like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Im not smilin @ u, im tryin not to laugh!

I would tell u to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest!

I hope life isnt a joke, cuz i dont get it!

If feathers float, i wonder if birds can fly..