Never fight a ugly person....... they have nothing to lose!! |
Oh noes! dont forget your cape! youll plummet to the groouuund!....-sighs and dials 911 |
Honey, dont tell me im going crazy...i accomplished that before you could even say "nutcase." |
How old are you .. |
Waiting for you is driving me crazy so COME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Do you know why the easter bunny hid the eggs? he didnt want anyone to know he was f**king chickens!!!!! |
Humpty dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was givin him head. as soon as he came she started 2 weep, she knew by the taste he'd bee fuking her sheep |
I'm so gangster my grills are gum rappers !!!!! |
When I look in the mirror, |
On a scale 1 to 10... |