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  • Never fight a ugly person....... they have nothing to lose!!

    by LiZz
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  • Oh noes! dont forget your cape! youll plummet to the groouuund!....-sighs and dials 911

    by Shauna
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  • Honey, dont tell me im going crazy...i accomplished that before you could even say "nutcase."

    by Shauna
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  • How old are you ..
    old enough,
    old enough for what....
    to partii
    .........................................
    lmao
    -- super bad

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  • Waiting for you is driving me crazy so COME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Do you know why the easter bunny hid the eggs? he didnt want anyone to know he was f**king chickens!!!!!

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  • Humpty dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was givin him head. as soon as he came she started 2 weep, she knew by the taste he'd bee fuking her sheep

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  • I'm so gangster my grills are gum rappers !!!!!

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  • When I look in the mirror,
    I see a stupid loser...
    I sigh, and remember that

    YOUR STANDING NEXT TO ME!

    Then when your gone, I see...

    Just me.

    HAHA!

    --**Skye~

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  • On a scale 1 to 10...
    How old is Micheal Jacksons new boyfriend?

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