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  • DO do do do di do di do do do do do do doo da da da da do di di do do dooooo!!!!!!! This is my song. Love it or die.

    by Phoenix
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  • I only want to live long enough to make you want me. . .
    enough for you to leave me . . .
    and long enough for you to relize you cant live withhout me. . .

    by heaven
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  • Her- man the teacher told me to get my azz there
    me- well i guez they don juz wan ur azz there. thatd b too temptin for tha guyz

    by xbxdrfntx
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  • Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you. but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

    by Antonysbabyqurl2009
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  • Me: Brittney has been on the news a lot
    friend: She's been on a lot of things recently
    me: LMAO, was that intended to sound that way
    friend: no, but i guess thats true too

    Gotta love that sexual innuendo

    by Curing the Comon Cliche
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  • "anonymous lover" PM ME!!!!!!

    by MeltInHisArms
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  • Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

    by El
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  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    A face like yours
    belongs in the ZOO!

    by El
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  • Why waste money to get high when you can go SHOPPING!

    by LiZz
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  • On graduation my class is going to be like "YAAAA IANNN" scoffs, for the picture.Ian laughs."Waits thats not funny x.x" We all thank Ian because he all kept us together lol.My class makes me cry but they can make me laugh.

    by MyMuse
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